Two Old Crabs Live Here Nautical Hanger
Two Old Crabs Live Here Nautical Hanger
Add a wonderful splash of coastal humour to your home with this delightful Two Old Crabs Live Here Nautical Hanger. Featuring two beautifully sculpted metal crabs perched on a hand-painted piece of wood, this cheerful hanging sign is finished with the playful phrase "Two Old Crabs Live Here" — the perfect gift for couples, best friends, or anyone with a great sense of seaside humour. A curved wire and natural twine make it easy to hang, so it's ready to bring smiles to any coastal-themed room.
Key Features
- Hanging wooden sign with two metal crab figures
- Playful wording: "Two Old Crabs Live Here"
- Hand-painted wooden backdrop for authentic rustic charm
- Curved wire and natural twine hanger — ready to display
- Perfect for coastal, nautical, and beach-house interiors
- Ideal for hallways, kitchens, bathrooms, and living rooms
- A brilliant humorous gift for couples, retirees, and coastal home fans
- Dimensions: H12cm x W15.5cm
Product Description
Every home needs at least one piece of decor that raises a smile the moment someone spots it, and this cheeky crab hanger delivers exactly that. The two hand-finished metal crabs perched on a lovingly painted wooden base give the piece real character, while the playful wording turns it into an instant conversation starter — perfect for couples, best friends, or anyone whose sense of humour matches their love of the sea. Hang it in a coastal-themed hallway to greet guests with a laugh, in a bathroom for a bit of nautical fun, or in the kitchen where the "old crabs" gather most. A thoughtful, quirky gift that's guaranteed to be talked about for years to come.
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Delivery Information
We aim to deliver your order quickly, safely, and at a fair price. Below are the delivery options we offer for UK mainland customers:
Standard Delivery – £5.95
Our Standard Delivery service usually takes 3–5 working days from placing an order.
Priority Delivery Service – £6.95
Our Priority Delivery service usually takes 1 – 2 working days from placing an order.
Next Day Delivery – £9.95
If you need your items sooner, we offer a Next Day Tracked service:
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Order before 2PM (Monday–Friday): Your order will be dispatched the same day for delivery on the next working day.
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Order after 2PM or on a weekend/bank holiday: Your order will be dispatched the next working day for delivery the following day.
(UK Mainland only, excludes Highlands, Islands and Northern Ireland)
Free Delivery on Orders Over £75
Spend over £75 (after any discounts or promotions) and enjoy Free Standard Delivery to mainland UK. (Excluding Highlands, Islands and Northern Ireland).
This offer is applied automatically at checkout—no code needed.
For more information on next day delivery and a weekend service please phone the office on 01342842599. We also ship to the following - the postage amount will be added at checkout.
| Shipping Destination | Shipping Rates |
| UK Mainland | £5.95 |
| Scottish Highlands & N. Ireland | From £6.95 |
| Channel Islands | From £6.95 |
| Belgium, France, Germany, Netherlands, Poland, Czech Republic | From £12.95 |
| Austria, Denmark, Hungary, Lithuania, Republic Of Ireland | From £14.95 |
| Italy, Spain, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, Estonia, Latvia | From £17.95 |
| Finland, Portugal | From £19.95 |
| Greece, Bulgaria, Romania | From £27.95 |
Furniture Delivery
Depending on the type of item ordered, we use a variety of shipping methods to deliver items of Furniture. For smaller pieces, we will use either a conventional courier such as FedEx, or this may be sent via pallet. For slightly larger items (chest of drawers etc.) we may send this on a pallet or organise a courier to hand deliver your item. For very large items such as Wardrobes and Sideboards, we will need to get these hand-delivered. Please note that all of our Furniture delivery options are considered a curb side delivery, meaning that the item will be delivered to your address and does not include taking the item inside, upstairs, or assembly. The item will be delivered on a pallet, which is considered a part of the packaging, unfortunately we do not offer pallet removal service with our curb side delivery. Please ensure that you have sufficient support to help you move the item to where it needs to be upon delivery. For deliveries to local areas (BN, BR, CR, GU, KT, RH, SM, TN postcodes) we may be able to offer a Delivery & Assembly service. Please enquire via telephone or by email to request this service.
International Shipping / Aramex
Unfortunately, at this current moment in time Live Laugh Love does not ship outside Europe. This isn't to say that it cannot be achieved, as you can contact companies such as Aramex. They are a leading global provider of comprehensive logistics and transportation solutions. Their purpose is to enable and facilitate regional and global trade and commerce responsibly. To contact them simply find them online at: http://www.aramex.com/default.aspx
*Orders with the total value below £10 may be shipped via Royal Mail Large Letter service.
How do I return unwanted/broken goods?
Please contact us within 60 days via email at sales@livelaughlove.co.uk or phone us on 01342 842599 if an item you receive is faulty or not quite what you expected so we can discuss the options.
We make it as hassle free as possible by just asking that you securely repackage the item, insert your full name and order number then post it back to us.
Live Laugh Love
Unit 3a, Flight Path Farm
Broadbridge Lane
Burstow
Surrey
RH6 9RF
As soon as we receive it we will notify you by email and refund your card immediately.
I got the wrong item sent to me, what shall I do?
Please contact us via email at sales@livelaughlove.co.uk with your order numner and a photo of the incorrect item. Your information will be reviewed and our sales team will contact you.
I have put down the wrong address, how can I change it?
Please contact us via email at sales@livelaughlove.co.uk with your order number and the correct address. Your information will be reviewed and our sales team will contact you.
Can I pay extra to have it next day, as I need it by the weekend?
We offer Next working day delivery option for orders placed before 2PM. The option is available for most products and majotiry of mainland UK. The option can be selected at checkout.
How Green are you?
We recycle all our boxes and packaging, which helps keep costs down for us and you but mainly for the environment. It seems pointless buying in new spic and span boxes. They may appear more attractive on delivery but will end up as even more rubbish.
Can I place an order over the phone?
Yes. Please ring our office within the operating hours and we will be happy to take your order and payment. Our phone number is 01342842599. The minimum phone order value is £20.
